Do you have this problem too?

So this may sound gross but here goes; I eat at my computer so much that my keyboard is covered in dried up food particles. I got some Q-tips and tried to clean up some melted cheese from lunch that now lives between the H, J and N keys.
I'm willing to bet that I'm not the only person with this problem. Either it's time for an new keyboard or someone needs to invent a keyboard bib ASAP.