Now its time to give the dirt on women. Yes, I know that I have been ranting about men lately, however women can be just as bad. Trust me, I’m no angel. I’m guilty just as much as any man is. Men, sit back, relax, and enjoy the dirt I’m about to reveal.

1.) Ladies like to flirt. It’s fun, harmless, and completely enjoyable. Just because we may look at you, smile, wink, or even kiss you, it doesn’t mean we are interested. These little gestures could mean: a) we are bored and didn’t look this cute for nothing, b) our boyfriends are annoying us and the bondage sex isn’t reviving the relationship any longer, or c) we may actually be interested as long as you are not a mama’s boy, you shower everyday, and beer and pizza aren’t the staples in your diet.

2.) Women cheat just as much as men do and maybe even more because we are better at getting away with it. In no way am I condoning cheating, but to be honest, it can be fun and exhilarating. Sometimes its kind of nice to be close to more than one man at a time. Here’s a pointer: be careful if your girlfriend has more guy friends than girlfriends. Chances are, she has been intimately close with at least two of them and what’s stopping her from doing it again when you’re out of town?

3.) The “Male Buffet” tactic: Gents, watch up because YOU could be part of her Male Buffet. Basically, this kind of buffet isn’t where you pile-high buffalo wings and crispy fries to add to Saturn growing around those hips. It’s a collection of at least five men including yourself that your girl is somewhat interested in. These men are called the “fallback” men or the “f**k buddies”. We usually don’t see ourselves in a relationship with these men. They are just there for our own selfish pleasure. LOL. Ok, ok… I know this might sound harsh and cruel, but it’s honest. This is what us girls do. Just broke up with your boyfriend? Sort through your Male Buffet to find the perfect movie date. Horny as hell and need some TLC ASAP? Find Mr. Kinky to fulfill all of your fantasies.

4.) RoundAbout Dating: Alright, sometimes we get bored and singledom isn’t as interesting as Carrie or Samantha made it out to be, so we consider RoundAbout dating. RA Dating is when you’re not really on the market, you’re not really looking or interested in meeting Mr. Right or even Mr. Right-Now, but you want something and someone to entertain you for the time being. It’s almost like practice dating, dipping your toe in the water to see what’s out there before you crawl back into your cave and hibernate some more before the spring. It’s called Round-About Dating because you go all around the circle of available men before you end up back at square one: single, sexy, and fabulous. Who knows, you could find Mr. Right using this tactic, but then you think again and decide that your life is too amazing and crazy for any man to follow in your fabulous footsteps.

So there you have it. The secret lives that us, women lead in order to entertain, distract, and comfort ourselves in times of need and desperation. Every strong, independent woman needs to work her man-eating skills once in a while. And besides, who said Cockflakes aren’t healthy for breakfast?